good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD
OH MY GOD
jack and hannibal’s reactions to will’s cannibal pun
awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
me at pokemon daycare
I had to reblog this again
guys i’ve found the song that embodies every teenage boy
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
Rudolph just got BEAT!!!